shesaidwhat

.iTS JUST ABSURD.

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

(via mikeiis2ill)

voxamberlynn:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

PAHAHAHA the grass blade part got me.

(via justtheladyinblack)

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

(via ruinedchildhood)

thediluteddreams:

flagrantnonsense:

Hey kids wanna buy some drugs

Welcome to Florida

(via ruinedchildhood)

connecticutest:

This is on a real episode of icarly

connecticutest:

This is on a real episode of icarly

(via ruinedchildhood)

foodhumor:

ryan gosling wont eat his cereal

(via ruinedchildhood)